Lindsay Lohan Forced To Sell Her Home

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 25 April 2013

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Lindsay is devastated at having to sell her Venice Beach home. (Photo provided by Rico Chorizo).

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan who has more problems than a high school math book has stated that she's had to put her house on the market.

Lohan's home Lucky LohanLand, which is located in Venice Beach has been listed at $1.8 million.

The much troubled Hollywood celebrity will be entering The Henry & Betty Ford Clinic on May 2. And in order to pay for the rehab stay she is having to sell her home.

Lindsay's close friend Charlie Sheen offered to give her the money she needs to pay the rehab clinic bill but Lohan declined saying that sooner or later she is going to have to stand on her own two high-heeled feet.

The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle reported that Lohan is still quite embarrassed at the fact that she asked Sheen to marry her and he turned her down.

SIDENOTE: In defense of Charlie Sheen, he was honest and did confess to Lohan that he turned down her marriage proposal because he is just not ready to settle down with one sexalicious babe (his term).

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