Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 23 April 2013

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Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder have told Rob Kardashian to cut back on the brewski's.

MARINA DEL REY, California - Friends and family of Rob Kardashian are worried that he could be following in the footsteps of troubled celebrities Lindsay Lohan and Justin Bieber.

The stars of The Vampire Diaries recently talked to Rob at The Drunk Duck Lounge in Marina Del Rey.

Somerhalder told him that if he is not careful he will end up just like Lindsay Lohan and have to wear one of those ugly, bothersome electronic ankle monitoring devices.

Dobrev jumped in and added that back in March she talked to Lohan and she was so spaced out that she could hardly talk. Nina swore that Ozzy Osbourne was much easier to understand than the Brewsonista (Lohan).

The Vampire Diaries actress told Rob that Lindsay was so mixed up from her world of drinking that she did not know if she was on the Left Coast, the Right Coast, or the Third Coast (Texas).

The happy couple, who truly enjoy each other's company and physical aspects made it very clear to Robby that he had better get his act together.

They let him know in no uncertain terms that if he doesn't curtail his brewski intake he could end up exactly like the Dixie Chicks, who thanks to their mouths can't even get a gig playing in the parking lot of a Burger Bandit.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: I recently spoke with both Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder and I must say that they are one of the happiest couples that I have ever seen.]

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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