Brad Pitt Insists That Angelina Jolie Get A Lip Reduction

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 25 April 2013

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A close friend of Angelina's has expressed the fact that her lips are getting bigger and bigger. (Photo by Paco Peso).

NEW YORK CITY - Brad Pitt recently made mention of a fact that could end up getting him in a whole world of hurt with fiancée Angelina Jolie.

Pitt, 47, told the Celebrity Globe that Angie recently checked into the Salvatore Goombalini General Hospital in Brooklyn.

The reason for her stay was to receive lip reduction surgery.

Jolie, 37, had finally caved in to Brad's request to do something about her humongous looking lips.

Pia Confetti, a reporter with CG stated that Pitt had gotten to the point where he had told Jolie that either she gets the size of her lips reduced or else it's vamoose time for him.

Jolie, who in private, is regarded as one of the most insecure celebrities in the U.S. promised that she would do something about her trout snout, as Ricky Gervais has referred to her lips.

Last January Angelina had mentioned to her personal masseur, Guthrie "Fingers' Willtuckity, 24, that she would do anything to make sure that Brad does not ever leave her.

SIDENOTE: Jolie recently appeared on The Viagra View and told Larry King that she hopes that Jennifer Aniston and her fiancé Justin Theroux hurry up and get married so that she can stop worrying about Jenn trying to take Brad away from her.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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