Taylor Swift Hits Back At Tina Fey and Amy Poehler

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 6 March 2013

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A close up of Taylor Swift that was recently taken at a Cackle Cackle Chicken Diner in Chattanooga.

ASPEN - Taylor Swift was in Colorado getting in some recreational skiing.

While in Aspen she revealed to Hollywood Innuendo reporter Fajita San Guacamole that she is still very upset with the sarcastically sophomoric remarks made about her by Tina Fey and Amy Poehler at The Golden Globes Award Show.

During the show Fey, 42, remarked that Taylor needed to stop dating younger guys and concentrate on her guitar playing which has not gotten much better than when she first started.

The 41-year-old Poehler chimed in by adding that Taylor's dating habits are not exactly what most American mothers want for their little girls.

Tina added "and French, Costa Rican, German, and Kenyan mothers as well."

T-Swizzle (Taylor) recently expressed to Ellen DeGeneres during an appearance on her show that Fey and Poehler are mean, cruel, and heartless and they are both going to go to bitter, bossy, bitch hell.

The 23-year-old songstress further added that Amy is mad because her husband dumped her due to the fact that she looks like Ann Coulter on steroids.

She then noted that Tina is starting to act and look like an old, disgruntled female possum.

SIDENOTE: Country artists Hank Williams, Jr., and Toby Keith have both stated that if Poehler and Fey have any lick of sense at all they will back off the country cutey and reserve their arrogant, venom-filled spewings for the likes of Madonna, Chelsea Handler, or that evil, witch Omarosa.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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