Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 22 March 2013

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Kim's gynecologist says that about 13 of the pounds she's gained are attributable to her love of cupcakes.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - One of the most out there couples in Tinsel Town, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have hit a pretty good speed bump in their relationship.

Taffeta Kixx with Hollywood's Gossipette Gazette reports that there is definitely some trouble brewing in the high profile romance which appears to be sitting on shaky ground.

A pregnant Kim who is 5-foot-3-inches tall is beginning to feel a bit despondent over the fact that she has already gained 66½ pounds.

She reportedly told her sisters Khloe and Kourtney that she does not want to look like Jessica Simpson did during her first pregnancy when the only thing missing from her blouses was the Goodyear Blimp logo.

Kim told Miss Kixx that she has cut back on her daily hot dog consumption from a dozen to eight.

"Mama" Kardashian is not helping the matter any by telling Kim that she had better stop gaining so much weight or she may find that Kanye is going to start to stray.

Kanye was in Paris where reports are that he has hurt his neck from turning his head back and forth while ogling all of the pretty French girls.

Chelsea Handler, who does not like the Kardashian's, stated that Kanye was first attracted to Kim due to the fact that she basically had two butts, but he did not bank on her developing two stomachs as well.

The Gossipette Gazette and Taffeta Kixx will stay with the Kim Kardashian PG story and bring you any new developments as they develop.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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