Khloe Kardashian Devastated At Being Booted Off X-Factor

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 23 February 2013

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Khloe has to take a fertility pill along with a large-sized pepperoni pizza twice a day.

HOLLYWOOD - Kris Jenner, AKA Mama Kardashian has stated that daughter Khloe is so upset at being fired from X-Factor that she is refusing to speak to the entertainment media.

Khloe, 28, who is married to L.A. Clippers roundballer Lamar Odom, is staying sequestered in her home and she is even refusing to take calls from her sisters Kim and Kourtney.

Odom did tell Tittle Tattle Tonight that he does not appreciate Simon Cowell firing his wife without having told her first before he put it out all over the airwaves.

Lamar, who with Khloe stars in the reality show Khloe & Lamar, said that he does not like the fact that Cowell alias, The Sultan of Sarcasm fired his 5-foot-10-inch tall wife due to the fact that he said that she was overweight.

Odom wanted to make it crystal clear that the only reason why his wife is fat is because she eats a lot.

Meanwhile Kim, who is pregnant with boyfriend Kanye West's baby, told Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that Khloe is so desperate to get pregnant that she is taking two fertility pills a day at a cost of $143 each.

She pointed out that the pills are expensive and very special and each one has to be taken with a large pepperoni pizza.

SIDENOTE: Simon Cowell was contacted by Pico de Gallo and asked if the reason he fired Khloe was because of her being overweight. Cowell took a puff from his Marlboro Light and a drink from his Bud Light and said that the reason why KK was let go was because she was just way to nervous. He said that she had pretty much chewed down all of her fingernails ala Britney Spears.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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