A Tinsel Town Shocker - Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough Call It Quits

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 16 March 2013

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Julianne says that her and Ryan both agree that it is time to move on to greener pastures. (Photo by Paco Peso).

LOS ANGELES - Many people in show business looked upon Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough as having a picture perfect relationship, but the coupling has uncoupled and the two have come tumbling down as Mick Jagger would say.

The 38-year-old Seacrest, host of American Idol and his 24-year-old girlfriend and former Dancing With The Stars favorite Julianne Hough have ended their two-year Tinsel Town relationship.

Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk spoke with Julianne's brother Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough and asked him for a comment on the breakup.

Derek put down his hand mirror and said that Peaches and Tinkerbell as he calls Ryan and Julianne were just much too busy and hardly ever saw each other.

He pointed out that so far this year the couple had only spent about 13 days together including several visits to their favorite eatery The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in Beverly Hills.

Derek also brought out the fact that Julianne had been quite grouchy lately after having a root canal.

He said that when he drove her home from the dentist's office her face was swollen and she looked like Honey Boo Boo's mom "Mama" Shannon with chipmunk cheeks, botox looking lips, and a tongue swollen to three times its normal size.

Miss Chipotle tried to reach Ryan but supposedly he was visiting Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman and was not taking any calls.

When CarChip tried to contact Julianne her answering machine said that she was in oral pain and would not be talking to anyone for about 3 to 5 days.

SIDENOTE: The star of Glee, Jane Lynch said that she noticed that Ryan was not himself when he accidentally tripped while in the audience and landed on her lap during Wednesday's live performance on American Idol.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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