Lindsay Lohan's Mom, Dana Wants To Be On Dancing With The Stars

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 6 February 2013

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Dana Lohan sunning in her daughter Lindsay's backyard at her Lucky LohanLand Mansion. (Photo Credit: Charlie Sheen).

BEVERLY HILLS - Dana Lohan was out and about strutting around on one of the most famous streets in the world, Rodeo Drive.

The mother of the infamous Lindsay Lohan said that she hopes that somehow, someway her much troubled daughter finally gets on the righteous path and starts acting like a normal Hollywood starlet.

Lindsay, who looks a lot like her mom, recently told The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle that she feels that she will once again skirt by the probation violations like she has done at least half a dozen times before.

LiLo, as she is known by friends, family, and fans has said on several occasions that she is just too darn pretty to be sent to prison.

4C reporter Redwood Fingerboo has made it known that Miss Lohan is very, very lucky that she resides in California and not Texas.

He added that if she was living in Texas her current address would be The Bonnie Parker Texas State Prison For Women in Waxahachie.

Lindsay was asked what she thought about her mother wanting to be one of the contestants on Dancing With The Stars.

She giggled and said that she would be thrilled but added that if she gets paired with Maksim Chmerkovskiy, AKA The Bad Boy of The Ballroom, she is afraid that before it's all over the two will get into several physical altercations.

To view photographs of Lindsay and Dana Lohan in matching bikini swimsuits visit

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