Britney Spears Explains Why She's Posing In a Nude Magazine Spread

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Tuesday, 5 February 2013


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Britney hopes to regain her self-esteem by posing naked in a men's magazine. (Photo by Simon Cowell).

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Britney Spears has really seen more than her share of ups and downs lately.

The "Oops!...I Did It Again" girl was recently fired from her $15 million a year job as judge on Simon Cowell's X-Factor.

And Spears after seeing her engagement to long time boyfriend Jason Trawick go from it's on to it's off for several months has finally admitted that the wedding engagement is definitely off.

Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Pico de Gallo recently met with the blonde singer at one of her favorite eateries, The La Brea Tar Pits Diner.

She opened up to de Gallo and told him that she is beginning to feel insecure within her self and feels that the celebrity parade may be passing her by.

The 31-year-old confessed to the 3T reporter that her self-esteem, self-pride, and self-worth are at an all time low.

She pointed out that she now realizes exactly how Madonna must be feeling since the "Material Girl" has pretty much now just become a Jeopardy answer.

Spears gave de Gallo a scoop by telling him that he is the first celebrity news media reporter to be aware of the fact that she has agreed to pose in a nude layout for PlayGuy Magazine.

She blushed as she told de Gallo that she agreed to be photographed in her birthday suit by one of the world's foremost photographers of naked women Picasso Mandolin.

SIDENOTE: Britney was asked how much she will be receiving for her mens magazine spread and she joyfully replied, "$1.3 million."

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