VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan has just joined the ranks of individuals such as Gilbert Gottfried, Jeff Ross, Tracy Morgan, and Dane Clark who have all been guilty of sticking their feet in their mouth.
Lohan does have the distinction of being the only female to join the previously all male club, although there have been reports that Gottfried, who has the most annoying voice in America, could possibly have some female hormones.
According to Tapioca Swizzle with Tittle Tattle Tonight, Lohan was sitting in her multi-million dollar Venice Beach home Lucky LohanLand, when she said that she could not figure out what all the concern and panic about Hurricane Sandy was.
She stated that people just need to say positive chants like "Go away, go away, hurricane, go away."
[EDITOR'S NOTE: The super ditsy, space cadet Lohan actually referred to Hurricane Sandy as Hurricane Sally.]
The Hollywood starlet who has gotten into more trouble than the entire teenage population of Calabasas, California has once again shown that she has all the common sense of a bowl of strawberry Jello.
LiLo, as her former fiancée Samantha Ronson nicknamed her, makes a pile of potting soil look intelligent.
When law enforcement authorities in Los Angeles heard about Lohan's monumentally ignorant comment they immediately asked a Los Angeles County judge to order her into rehab.
SIDENOTE: 3T is reporting that Miss Lohan will most likely be sent to The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Center located in Los Angeles to begin a 13-step program.
