Kourtney Kardashian Feels Ignored

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 27 November 2012

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Kourtney (shown above) says that she is just not getting the publicity that sisters Kim and Khloe are getting.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - It is very difficult to come across an entertainment publication or watch an entertainment news program and not read or hear the name Kardashian.

Kim and her current boyfriend Kanye "The Pest" West seem to spend a lot of their time globe trotting from one world famous city to another world famous city.

And Khloe, AKA Mrs Lamar Odom, who has become a big hit on Simon Cowell's X-Factor [NPI], is getting tons of publicity on a daily basis due to the show.

She revealed to Margarita Mixx with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that 96 percent of the email is from males who suggest that she appear on the show in everything from Daisy Duke shorts to a Victoria's Secret baby doll.

Kourtney has expressed the fact that she has been down in the dumps and feels ignored because her name hardly ever appears in the tabloids or is heard in entertainment news programs such as Entertainment Tonight, Bedroom Pillow Talk, Tittle Tattle Tonight, or iRumors.

Miss Mixx remarked that Kourtney is so upset that she has insisted that the Kardashian matriarch, Kris Jenner, who manages the Kardashian empire, put everyone else on the backburner and put her on the frontburner.

The 33-year-old Kourtney realizes that she is married to a non-celebrity and her kids are just plain ordinary kids.

But she truly feels left out and is also upset at the tons and tons of Kardashian money that is slipping through her fingers and ending up in the bank accounts of Kim, Khloe, and brother Rob.

Mama Kardashian has promised her that she will try and get her to appear in some Pompous Pizza Parlor commercials, a hip hop rap music video, or maybe a starring role in an upcoming movie.

SIDENOTE: Miss Chipotle stated that there is talk on movie back lots of LaLaLand that Kourtney may be offered the starring role in the Lions Face Film's production of Liz & Her 7 Husbands.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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