Taylor Swift Lends Her Shoulder To Selena Gomez

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 20 November 2012

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Taylor shown visiting the White House back in September of this year. (Photo courtesy of Vice-President Joe Biden).

BEVERLY HILLS - Selena Gomez knows that Taylor Swift is no stranger when it comes to having relationships end.

And for that reason, Taylor was the first person that Gomez called after her breakup with long time boyfriend Justin Bieber.

Tay-Tay, as Ke$ha calls her, knows that Selena, like her, just simply got sick and tired of being referred to as a cougar.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Taylor, who is 22, recently split from boyfriend Conor Kennedy, who is 18. And Selena, who is 20, just ended her relationship with Justin who is also 18.]

T-Swizzle confessed to SelGo that she knows exactly how she feels having every little move of hers splashed all over the newspapers, the magazines, news programs, and even the Weather Channel.

Selena reportedly told Taylor that recently she has found herself thinking that maybe she would have been happier if she had just simply been a back up singer or even an assistant manager of a Burger Bandit Restaurant.

Swift comforted her by confessing that during her fantastically amazing career there have been days, such as September 13, 2011, and March 13, 2012, when she felt the same exact way.

The young country music singer added but that with her she thought about being a back up dancer or being a manager of a Captain Cluckity Cluck Cluck's Chicken Shack.

SIDENOTE: Music Moments Magazine is reporting that Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez have written a song and are going to be recording it sometime soon. The song is called, "We Are Never Ever Gonna Get Hurt By A Boy Toy Again."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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