The Justin Bieber - Jenny McCarthy Rumors Are Flying

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 20 November 2012

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A photo of Jenny McCarthy taken backstage at the American Music Awards. (Photo by Jane Lynch).

LOS ANGELES - The Nokia Theater rumor mills wasted no time as they started churning away before the final goodbyes at the 40th Annual American Music Awards.

One of the highlights of the show was when Justin Bieber won the Entertainer of The Year Award. He was presented the award by country singer Luke Bryan, who actually rode up on the red carpet on Buckaroo his appaloosa stallion.

Bryan was ably assisted by the erotically alluring, and well-endowed Jenny McCarthy. As Bieber skipped up on the stage Jenny, 40, gave him a kiss on his right cheek.

Bryan began to wipe it off when Jenny the Cougar, suddenly grabbed the Biebs and gave him a French kiss that made his eyes get the size of ping pong balls.

Justin started screaming and hollering. The shows sound technician, in the director's booth, almost got a serious ear injury from the banshee-like shriek.

While millions of American teenage males looked on and wished that McCarthy would hug them and tongue them, the little Canadian singer reacted as if he had just been passionately kissed by Ann Coulter or Susan Boyle.

In Late Breaking News. Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that several entertainment media news agencies and publications are reporting that Justin is seriously considering Jenny's backstage offer to be her boy toy in hopes of making Selena (Gomez) jealous enough to want to rekindle their relationship.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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