George Clooney Says He'll Give Donald Trump $5 Million To Get That Ugly Squirrel Off His Head

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 27 October 2012

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FuFi Fondue, the Hair Stylist to the Stars, says that Trump has women's hair. (Photo by Rosie O'Donnell).

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - George Clooney appeared on Live With Kelly & Michael and told little Kelly that he would like to make an offer to Donald Trump in front of the American audience.

Clooney said that after hearing Trump's $5 million offer to President Obama that he has a $5 million offer of his own.

He said that he will gladly pay the Trumpet (Trump) $5 million to shoo away that ugly-looking squirrel that sits on top of his head.

The 51-year-old actor said that he, his girlfriend Stacy Keibler, and probably most Americans, both Democrats and Republicans, are sick and tired of having to look at that horrendous hank of hideous hair that horribly habitates his hostile head.

The Hollywood actor went on to say that Donnie also needs to do something about his complexion because he looks just like a Vidalia onion.

Clooney then added that he will personally pay for Trump the Funk to see a therapist and find out why he feels that he always has to be the damn center of attention.

George added that if the Trumpster had lived in the days of the Old West he would have no doubt been a pimp in a saloon hall with a group of the ugliest, fattest, floozies (harlots) in the Wild West.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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