Kim Kardashian Says She's Not Pregnant - Just Fat

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 24 October 2012

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Gladys The Goat, one of the animals at The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana. (Photo by Kim Kardashian).

TARZANA, California - Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend Kanye West were spotted at The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo, hand-feeding some of the animals.

Kim was carrying around a 10 pound sack of petting zoo food while Kanye made call after call on his cell phone.

And eyewitness reported that at one point while Kim was feeding Chucky the Chicken, Kora the Kangaroo hopped over and tried to push Chucky out of the way.

A zoo employee identified as Bagby "Swizzle Stick" Wispingwind saw what was happening and ran over and tried to subdue Kora, but in the process she bopped him right above his belly button with her left foot sending him reeling into Kim.

Kanye who was turned away, turned around and saw the zoo employee holding on to Kim.

Bagby was merely trying to keep from losing his balance and spilling the bucket of petting zoo animal droppings he was carrying.

Kim noticed a very angry jealous look in Kanye's eyes. She immediately shouted out, "Hey Kanye sugar, it's alright, he's a white guy and remember babe, I don't like white guys."

Bagby looked up and asked, "You don't"

"Shut up fool, I just saved your butt." Kim whispered low enough so that Kanye would not hear.

He quickly apologized and said that he hoped that he had not hurt the baby.

Kim asked him what baby. And Bagby answered, "Ah well the baby that you're are pregnant aren't you Miss Kardashian?"

"Hell no Barbie - I ain't pregnant...I'm just fat."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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