Kanye West Terrified of His Sex Tape

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Saturday, 22 September 2012

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Kanye West titled his sex tape 'The Redondo Beach Baby Doll Sex Tape."

LOS ANGELES - Kanye West was recently approached by an entertainment media reporter while sitting in the patio of a Tacos, Tacos, & Much More Tacos in Hacienda Heights.

West, who was having the Kirstie Alley Super Deluxe Burrito, was asked by Kiowa Kettle with Tittle Tattle Tonight about the infamous Redondo Beach Baby Doll Sex Tape which he is alleged to have made several years ago of him and a 24-year-old Hollywood starlet wannabe and Kim Kardashian lookalike identified as Misty Moonshot.

At first West, who is dating the most famous of the Kardashian sisters ignored the question. But when told that it would be in his best interest to make a comment before the notorious supermarket tabloids Just Saying and Say What? printed their one-sided side he agreed to issue a statement.

West admitted that he had made the tape as a kind of memento of the fantastic eight-week and three-day relationship that he and Miss Moonshot had shared.

He went on to say that Misty, who is endowed with a 36-DD chest, is the only female that he has ever been with who actually knew more positions than he did. He laughed as he said that he truly believed that Misty may have even made some up herself.

When asked to explain he blushed and said, "Well, I really don't want to give away anything that appears in the sex tape so you'll just have to go out and buy the tape once it becomes available."

Kanye did admit that in parts of the tape, Misty is wearing a Los Angeles Dodgers baseball cap and he is wearing a Los Angeles Lakers headband.

In Other News. Seven-year-old reality star Honey Boo Boo told Piers Morgan that when she grows up she wants to take Britney Spears' heartless judge's place on X-Factor.

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