Dancing With The Stars: Mark Ballas Is Fed Up With Bristol "The Baby Moose" Palin's Bratty Attitude

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 14 October 2012

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Bristol on her way to check the mail at the Palin home in Wasilla, Alaska, "Casa Moscow."

HOLLYWOOD - Mark Ballas, who is the Dancing With The Stars dance partner of Bristol Palin, says that he is just about fed up with the Iceberg State diva.

He talked with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and said that in all of the years that he has been on the dance show that he has never seen a more egotistical, conceited, spoiled brat than her.

Mark, who is known as the Tattoo Boy, said that Bristol is still very angry at the fact that her reality show Bristol Palin: Life's A Tripp was axed after only two episodes.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: The name Tripp refers to her son who was fathered out of wedlock by Levi "Hockey Puck" Johnston when Bristol Palin was a teen.]

Mark added that the daughter of Sarah "The Loose Moose" Palin resents the new nickname that she was given by Vice-President Joe Biden, which is The Baby Moose.

The 26-year-old Ballas pointed out that realistically there is no way in the world that Bristy should still be on the show while much more talented and very likable dancers like Joey Fatone, Drew Lachey, and Helio Castroneves have been eliminated.

Mark blames it on several Internet sites whose premise is to "Vote For The Worst Dancing With The Stars Dancer."

The Baby Moose is also receiving lots of votes due to the fact that her mother Sarah "Snowflake" Palin has texted thousands of members of her Tea Bag Party, AKA The Teabaggers and begged them to please vote for her little girl up to 500 times each.

Ballas has told several entertainment news programs including iRumors, Tittle Tattle Tonight, and Hollywood Innuendo that Bristol "The Pistol" is constantly eating and is in fact the only contestant in the shows 15 seasons to ever actually gain weight during the shows season.

Bristol waves this fact off by saying that it is just a Palin female trait adding that at one time her mom, the former governor of Alaska, who just up and quit in the middle of her term, once tipped the scales at 267 pounds.

Mama Bear finally lost the weight when she went on the Caribou Lips Diet which consisted of her eating a pair of caribou lips for breakfast, another pair for lunch, and then three pair for dinner.

SIDENOTE: Host Tom Bergeron, who is pretty much neutral when it comes to the celebrity dancers, recently remarked privately to judge Bruno "The Gaytalian" Tonioli that he cannot believe that Bristol the graceless "Ice Princess of The North" has not gotten her rhythm-less caboose eliminated yet.

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