Was Sean Hannity once Anderson Cooper's lover?

Funny story written by Francois Dubois, S.J.

Monday, 8 October 2012

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Were valentine candies once sent between Hannity and Cooper?

NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) - Fox News' Sean Hannity is the self-confessed, "Most Undeniably Heterosexual Man on TV." CNN's Anderson Cooper is a self-confessed gay man on TV. One would think there could never be any sort of link up between the two men, if for no other reason than because Hannity is an ultra-conservative pundit, while Cooper is left of center.

But this afternoon, a "totally unsubstantiated rumor" was making the rounds on "certain" gay dating sites, that "if anything is possible, it stands to reason that it is possible" Hannity was once a lover of Cooper.

"Let's face it, that rumor could be a fact in an alternate universe," said the noted logician Kim Kardashian.

This gossip writer would like to point out that if the above 'totally unsubstantiated rumor' is in any way possible, it is also not totally impossible that Germany's Adolph Hitler was once a lover of Israel's Golda Meir.

To put this logic to the test, this gossip writer asked Kentucky Senator Rand Paul what he thought was "not totally outside the realm of possibility."

"Well, it is not totally impossible that many, if not most, enslaved Africans benefitted from slavery prior to the Civil War."

"Such logic as this is what makes America great," commented Missouri's Todd Akin.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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