Gaga wows in controversial new meat creation

Funny story written by John_L

Wednesday, 3 October 2012

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Gaga in non meat nightwear.

Lady Gaga has once again covered her body in a meat based outfit. Following on from last years meat dress and the meat basque that she wore in September Gaga walked out for an encore in Austin, Texas wearing a meat lingerie set of bra, panties. suspender belt and meat stockings.

What made this outfit more shocking was that it was made entirely from meat taken from the body of a woman executed in a Texas jail in July.

"Myself and Gaga wanted to take the concept further and open peoples eyes to consequences of the death penalty" Franc Fernandez the outfits creator explained. "The bra was made for the flesh around the breast while the panties were from the belly as was the suspender belt. For the stockings were had to skin the legs and hang the flesh for three weeks. The suspenders themselves were made from tendons that were originally in the leg."

Some of Gaga's fans have found what is being called the Long Pig dress more than a bit distasteful. "I don't know how she could wear it, but at least she is trying to make a point about killing people being evil."

So far no one has been able to find out the identity of the woman who's parts ended up in the out fit. Rumors on social media have said that she may have been called Victoria although Texan authorities are keeping her identity a secret.

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