Kate Middleton's Topless Photos Now Overshadowed By Her Bottomless Photos

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 30 September 2012

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A photo of Kate relaxing in the sitting room at Buckingham Palace. (Photo courtesy of Prince Philip).

NEW YORK CITY - It appears that Kate Middleton is getting more publicity than all of the British royalty combined including Queen Elizabeth II, Prince Philip, Prince Charles, Camilla, and the Duke of Liverpool AKA Timmy Tockerticky.

Kate's hubby Prince William simply shook his head when he was asked about the newly published bottomless photos of his wife the Duchess of Cambridge.

According to Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors, who interviewed William over the phone, he stated that Kate is once again embarrassed, depressed, and worried as hell.

When asked what she is worried about he grinned and said "Ah well she is afraid that my granny Queen Elizabeth is really going to explode when she hears the latest news."

William told Miss Rangoon that the bottomless photos were apparently shot with a T-17 TeleZoom Lens that is used for looking at the moon (no pun intended).

He explained that as best as he can tell the photographer was standing at least a distance of 2 miles from where he and Kate were frolicking by the pool.

SIDENOTE: William did reveal to Miss Rangoon that he and Kate have hired the services of noted California attorney Ginger Allred and they plan on suing the photographer, the makers of the T-17 TeleZoom Lens, and even the manufacturer of Kate's swimsuit.

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