Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 30 August 2012

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Pamela says she is going to show America just how sexy she still is at 45.

HOLLYWOOD - The always sultry looking Pamela Anderson recently stated that she is 45 going on 35. The actress, producer, author, and skimpy bikini swimsuit model was excited at being invited to participate in this year's Dancing With The Stars: The All Stars.

Anderson will be paired with Tristan McManus, 30, who has one of the most pronounced Irish accents in all of LaLaLand.

Last year McManus really had his hands full (no pun intended) as he was paired with the pleasantly plump, somewhat sullen Nancy Grace.

Tristan said that although he did enjoy dancing with the extremely bosomy Nancy he hated the fact that she probably stepped on his feet around 27 times.

He also revealed that he hated the way she would pop her chewing gum, her obsession with licking her lips, and the fact that she was always singing rap songs by Kanye "The Pest" West.

McManus told iRumors that when he learned that this year he was being paired with Pamela Anderson (no pun intended) he got so excited he did 13 somersaults and sang the theme song from Pam's television show Baywatch.

Anderson was asked if she felt that she had a chance of winning the coveted Mirror Ball Trophy.

She grinned, smacked her lips, wiggled her bottom, and replied that she will be competing with the likes of Bristol "The Pistol" Palin, Kirstie "Yo-Yo Diet Girl" Alley, and Melissa "The Human Swizzle Stick" Rycroft so she predicts that Tristan and her are going to be this year's champions.

SIDENOTE: To view some very explicit photos of Pamela that were taken on her most recent trip down to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, go to www.pamandersonssexypix.hot.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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