Katy Perry and John Mayer - So Who's Using Who?

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 15 August 2012

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The Café Le French Fry is noted for it's Zero Calories French Fries which are imported daily from Paris.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - As the black Ferrari sped away from the exquisite Café Le French Fry into the Tinsel Town night reporters and paparazzi were left quite puzzled.

The question that they were asking each other regarding John Mayer and Katy Perry was just who the heck is using who in that rebound relationship.

Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors pointed out that it is clearly Katy Perry who is still reeling from being dumped last December by her then husband Russell "Sniffles" Brand.

While Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle feels that John "The Player" Mayer is using the ping pong-eyed Perry to help him get over the tremendous hurt he is still feeling at having ex-girlfriend Taylor "Country Girl" Swift lambast him in her song "Dear John."

Either way neither party appears to be at all happy as evidenced by the fact that not one reporter who is covering the story reports seeing either Katy or John smile.

Katy was asked to comment on her swimsuit malfunction at Water Waves World in which 17 water park patrons got a big glimpse of her expansive lily white tush as she came out of the Super Surfing Wave Pool.

She look puzzled and replied that her only comment would be a flat out "No comment."

When John was asked about the matter he rolled his eyes and said that all he would say was that Kay-Pee, as he affectionately calls Katy, has got the whitest butt of any girl he has ever dated.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Having seen several photos of the keister in question, I have to admit that it is without a doubt whiter than white. And I would venture to say that perhaps the only two celebs who could possibly have a whiter-looking booty than Katy would be Nicole Kidman and Marcia Cross.]

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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