Katy Perry Talks About Her Ex-Husband Russell Brand and Why She's Gone Blue, Purple, and Next Orange

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 23 June 2012

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Katy recently bought a pet snake which she named "Mr. Fruit Cup" after ex-husband Russell Brand.

VENICE BEACH - Katy Perry was out lying on the sand and soaking up some UV rays on Venice Beach, which was named after Venice Beach, Venezuela.

Perry has stated that she's had a bit of a memorable 2012, since getting ambushed with divorce papers from her ex-husband Russell Brand back on December 30, 2011.

She told Ty Tickler with Hollywood Innuendo that she had no idea that Rusty, as she calls Russell, was so unhappy with her that he would file for a divorce without even discussing it with her first.

When Brand was later asked about this, he simply replied in his British accent, "'ey mate, it skipped me blimey mind it did."

Perry who recorded a song which talks about her roller coaster ride of a marriage with Brand said that writing the song called "I Lived With Brand X" was a form of therapy for her.

She noted that she is finally over the fact that she does not have to stare at him with his 'I've just seen a bloomin' bloody ghost' look.

Katy also quipped that Rusty wore more leather, dainty shirts, and costume jewelery than all of the members of the Village People.

When Tickler asked her how she has managed to get her life back together, Katy simply said that she did it all with hair.

"Hair?" Tickler asked.

Katy remarked that she kind of developed her own kind of self-therapy which was to immerse herself in her hair. She originally had it colored blue and then she went purple.

She disclosed that next she will go see her hair stylist FuFi Fondue at The Haven of Hair Salon in Beverly Hills and have him color her hair orange.

Katy wanted to stress that even though Brand hurt her tremendously she harbors no ill-feelings toward him and actually wishes him the best with his new girlfriend, Kate Gosselin.

SIDENOTE: Katy noted that the rumor that she is planning on writing an exposé book detailing Russell's dozen or so unbelievable fetishes is not true. Her ping pong ball sized eyes lit up as she grinned and coyly added, "Well at least not yet anyway."

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