Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 4 August 2012

image for Macaulay Culkin To Star In "Home Alone Toot"
Macaulay's pet dog, "Joe Joe" named after his favorite actor Joe Pesci.

HOLLYWOOD - Cloud 13 Films in association with TouchRock Pictures has just announced that Macaulay Culkin will be starring in Bandini Borrapelli's Home Alone Toot.

Culkin gained nationwide fame and notoriety when he starred in the Home Alone movie series films Home Alone and Home Alone 2: Lost In New York.

The 31-year-old actor has certainly had a rather rough time of late ever since his longtime girlfriend Mila Kunis dumped him and became a party girl dating such well-known celebrities as Justin Timberlake and Ashton Kutcher.

Culkin spoke with Gibraltar Yukon of The El Lay Informer and told him that the rumors of him being addicted to oregano, cilantro, cinnamon, and paprika are positively false.

He pointed out that he does have a hell of a tremendous craving for Nestle's Chocolate Crunch Bars and eats about six a day but that's it.

Macaulay says that he is excited about appearing in Home Alone Toot and says that he will be starring opposite the astoundingly erotic Scarlett Johansson.

SIDENOTE: Culkin told Gibraltar Yukon that Bandini Borrapelli is still trying to sign Joe Pesci to revise his role as Harry Lime but it appears that Pesci is asking for way too much money plus he wants at least two love scenes with Miss Johansson.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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