Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 27 July 2012

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Ashton taking a photo of Mila Kunis at the Tupperware party.

HOLLYWOOD - Mila Kunis has stated that she was devastated when her relationship with Justin Timberlake ended.

The former star of That 70s Show told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that Justin lured her into their relationship with promises of wedding bells and then ended up running out of the affair like some Olympic 100 yard sprinter.

And "Romeo" Timberlake ran right into the arms of former girlfriend Jessica Biel and the two have reportedly been talking about a wedding cake.

But now Mila is all smiles as she has been swept off her feet by Ashton Kutcher the former boy-toy husband of Demi "The Cougar" Moore.

The two amazingly enough met at a Tupperware party that Britney Spears had thrown for Jessica Simpson at Spears Hollywood Hills mansion Casa Oops.

Mila arrived by herself and as soon as she walked in to the party Ashton stood up and made a bee line for her. In his haste to get to Kunis, he accidentally spilled his JalapeƱo Margarita on Paris Hilton's Imelda Marcos Designer Shoes, which have become all the rage in LaLaLand.

A fellow, unnamed party goer informed Miss Chipotle that she had never seen Ashton acting like a kid in a candy store; especially after Mila gave him a few of her M&M's.

The party goer added that Ashton is totally smitten with his former co-star and the two ended up leaving the Tupperware party hand-in-hand.

In News From The Land of The Rising Sun. The Japanese Government has warned North Korea that if fires off a missile that lands anywhere near the Japanese mainland they will launch a full scale missile attack on North Korea and when they are finished the country will resemble a Walmart parking lot.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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