Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 22 July 2012

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The house in Cucamonga where the X-rated movie "Lolita" will be filmed.

HOLLYWOOD - The Moore-Kutcher Carnivalesque atmosphere seems to continue with word out of LaLaLand that Demi Moore is extremely upset with daughter Rumer.

The 49-year-old Moore, who was unceremoniously dumped by husband Ashton Kutcher after 6 years, has made it known that she is not at all a happy camper with the relationship between her ex-husband Kutcher, 34, and her eldest daughter Rumer, 23.

Rumer, who along with sisters Scout and Tallulah are regarded as Tinsel Town's bottom shelf version of the Kardashian sisters, has been rumored to be involved with the star of Two and A Half Men.

And as reported earlier by Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innuendo, Ashton and Rumer will soon be appearing in a motion picture by Miramix Productions in association with Sky Castle Films.

The movie is a remake of the 1962 erotic film Lolita. Kutcher will be portraying Professor Humbert Humbert and Rumer will be starring as the nubile, promiscuous, nymph Lolita.

The film will most probably have an X-rating due to explicit language, quintessential eroticism, and obligatory mattress merriment.

Although Ashton has made it a point to deny that there is any intimate involvement with Demi's daughter the fact of the matter is that the two did fly down to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico where they vacationed in the Baja California sun.

It was reported that Kutcher even bought Rumer a pair of maracas that once belonged to the notorious anti-federales bandit leader Pancho Villa.

The maracas are valued at $3,817 and Rumer has told several of her close friends that the maracas are the best gift that she has ever received.

So A-Kut and Ru-Wi, as they have been dubbed, will continue to fly under the radar and keep their relationship as much on the hush-hush as is humanely possible.

Meanwhile "Mama" Moore who is fit to be tied has said that as of now she only has two daughters; Scout and Tallulah.

Article Follow Up. Rumer's father, actor Bruce Willis has stated that he may just take Kutcher down to Tijuana and teach him some manners.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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