Demi Moore Has A Crush On Tom Cruise

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 10 July 2012

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A photo of a pet cat that Demi was given by Bruce Willis and which she named "Tommy" after Tom Cruise.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Demi Moore says that now that Tom Cruise is getting divorced from Katie Holmes that she can reveal to LaLaLand and the world a secret she has kept secret for several years.

Moore, who herself is recently divorced, stated that she has had a crush on Tom Cruise ever since she first saw him in the 1986 film Top Gun.

She said that many nights she would lie in bed and pretend that she was Kelly McGillis and that Tom was singing the Righteous Brothers song "You've Lost That Loving Feeling" to her.

Demi stressed that she knew that it was just a wild fantasy but added that it certainly helped her get through some trying times in her life.

Moore told iRumors that now that Tommy is on the market that she may just make a play for him. She pointed out that she is 49, and he is 50, so there won't be any "Cougar" element to their relationship.

The actress who was married to actors Bruce Willis and Ashton Kutcher says that she knows that if she was with Cruise that she would never again have to go back into rehab plus she would get to co-star with him in some of his future movies.

SIDENOTE: Moore stated that the rumor that she is not talking to daughter Rumer because of her involvement with her ex-husband Ashton Kutcher is not a rumor but a real, honest-to-goodness fact.

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