Kobe Bryant Hits On Demi Moore

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 14 June 2012

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Kobe and Demi sat and talked about their ex's right below the third "O."

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant and fellow Los Angeles Lakers teammate Metta World Peace attended a concert by Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz at L.A.'s San Andreas Fault Coliseum.

After the concert the round ballers went to one of Kobe's favorite Left Coast restaurants The Flamboyant Tortilla in Avocado Heights.

While at the FT the two ran into Demi Moore who was sitting by herself having an order of Eva Longoria Deluxe Five-Layer Nachos.

Kobe forgot for a moment and asked "Say Dem, where's Ashton (Kutcher)?"

He caught himself and apologized. Moore told him that it was okay and she then asked "Where's Vanessa?"


Metta World Peace started laughing so hard he dropped three avocado slices out of his Grits and Avocado Taco.

Kobe just grinned and told Demi that she didn't look bad for an older "Cougar" who has just gotten dumped by her much younger "Boy-Toy."

Moore who is not the least bit shy fired back by saying that he also looked good for a ball hog, a conceited twerp, and a brotha whose black behind should be sitting in a Colorado prison.

Metta World Peace stood up and gave Demi a fist bump. He then turned to Kobe and told him that he better stop messing with the "Cougar Mama" before she bites his ball hogging hand off.

Moore reached up and gave Metta World Peace a high five.

Kobe then smiled and told her that she was cute.

Demi grinned as she took a bite out of her Eva Longoria Deluxe Five-Layer Nachos and responded by saying "Well that's what I hear tell Denzel."

Moore then whispered to Kobe if he would like to drive out with her to the Hollywood sign.

He tossed the keys to his Lamborghini to Metta and walked off with Demi.

He whispered to her that he had never been hit on by a better looking "Cougar" than her.

Moore giggled and said that she just wanted to get the story straight and that if anyone asks that he hit on her.

"Hey, you got it Toyota." Bryant said as they drove off into the LaLaLand night.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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