The Reason Rihanna Cancelled Her Nude Appearance In PlayGuy Mens Magazine

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Thursday, 28 June 2012


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One of the more than 17 bottles that were thrown by Chris Brown's and Drake's entourages.

SAN FRANCISCO - Rihanna was in the audience watching her good friend Beyonce perform before a cheering crowd at The Ipso Facto Coliseum.

Half way through the show Beyonce asked Rihanna to join her on stage and she did. The two sang the old Beatles song "Eleanor Rigby" and the crowd loved it.

Many in the audience had never heard the song before, but they enjoyed the two singers as they paraded on stage in short shorts that looked as if they had been spray painted on.

After the show Rihanna joined Beyonce backstage. The Caribbean beauty was asked by Ling Chow Rangoon of iRumors how she felt about the fact that her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown and Drake whom she dated got into an altercation over her.

RiRi shook her head and said that Chrissy and Drakey both acted like a bunch of little chumps and showed that they are both uncivilized barbarians who have to resort to throwing bottles like a bunch of crazy people.

She said that real men would have simply taken out their guns and acted like they were going to use them.

Rihanna was asked why she had cancelled her scheduled nude layout in PlayGuy Magazine.

She blushed and said that she just felt that she no longer wants to be known as just a woman with a fantastic body who also happens to be a great singer.

She confessed that she wants people to look at her as a fabulous singer who also happens to have a fantastically sexy-looking body.

Beyonce heard her and gave her a chest bump as she said, "You go girlfriend, you be tellin' it like it be, yessum."

SIDENOTE: Rihanna said that she hated to say goodbye to the $1.2 million posing fee she was going to receive but she added that she can make it up by filming two cosmetic commercials.

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