Taylor Lautner and Demi Lovato Caught In An Erotic Embrace At The Encino Reservoir

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 10 March 2012

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A photo of the Encino Reservoir that was taken by Charlie "The Space Cadet" Sheen.

ENCINO, California - Twilight Saga series star Taylor Lautner and singing sensation Demi Lovato have both denied the rumors that they have been dating for the past week.

But the two were spotted parked in Lautner's late model Cadillac Escalade SUV, with the personalized license plate TWILIGHT, at around sundown out by the Encino Reservoir.

An unnamed source who would only give out her initials, F.K. stated that she and her unnamed boyfriend, with the initials K.Y. were parked in her boyfriend's 2007 Kia Spectra, license plate number 13X7F9, next to the celebrity couple.

F.K. said she noticed that the couple in the next vehicle was Taylor Lautner and Demi Lovato and she and her her boyfriend could clearly see that the pair was engaged in an erotic embrace.

After watching the couple for two minutes F.K. decided that she would call up Hollywood reporter Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk.

Miss Chipotle showed up within seven minutes thanks to having her next door neighbor who is a police officer kindly giving her a police escort to the Encino Reservoir.

But unfortunately Lautner and Lovato had driven off a mere 60 seconds before, traveling west towards Tarzana.

F.K. did manage to speak with the BPT reporter and she showed her a cell phone photo that she had taken which definitely proved that the couple was in fact Lautner and Lovato.

In the photo Taylor was wearing a Los Angeles Clippers basketball shirt and Demi was wearing a pink halter top with the words Justin & Selena Rock!

[EDITOR'S NOTE: According to 'The Showbiz Gazette,' Taylor Lautner and Demi Lovato will soon be appearing in Vilandro Gorianzanni's motion picture 'Sarah Palin's Wardrobe Malfunctions.']

Some Other Movies By Vilandro Gorianzanni Include -

  • A Hole-In-One
  • Gone With The Hymen
  • The Tantalizingly Titillating Thighs of Tallulah Teckington

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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