HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Aniston was recently honored for her role as Dr. Julia Harris, the nymphomaniacal dentist in the film Horrible Bosses.
Aniston received the coveted Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres 'Sexy Starlet Award' for portraying the most sensuously erotic female motion picture character for 2011.
J-Anis recently informed Pomona Vox of Silver Screen Showcase Magazine that after the movie came out she received a total of 17,903 marriage proposals including ones from Mel Gibson, Brett Favre, Vice-President Joe Biden, Rico Chorizo, Rosie O'Donnell, Mick Jagger, and President Nacho Winslow of Mexico.
Jennifer is still dating actor Justin Theroux but she has made it abundantly clear that if Brad Pitt were to dump Angelina "Lips" Jolie and he were to ask her to marry her, she would jump at the chance in the snap of a finger.
The 42-year-old blonde who admits to having some big time raging hormones has never had any problem getting a boyfriend, but for some reason she has had a problem keeping one.
And as Pomona Vox noted even after having been dumped by Pitt six years ago Aniston still says that as far as she is concerned Brad hung the moon, the stars, the Big Dipper, and the entire Milky Way.
Silver Screen Showcase Magazine has reported that Brad Pitt actually purchased ten of Jen's nude workout videos that she filmed last year. And he confided to Miss Vox that he has them hidden in his shoe closet underneath his Dallas Cowboys sofa blanket.
Jennifer has told several of her close friends that she loves Brad so much that if he were to ask her to marry him she would even consider giving up making movies to devout and dedicate herself totally to being Mrs. Brad Pitt.
SIDENOTE: Jennifer Aniston is not only one of the sexiest celebrities in LaLaLand she is also one of the most compassionate as evidenced by the fact that she has donated a portion of her profits from her nude workout video to purchase dental floss and pets for the needy children of Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.
