Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 7 March 2012

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A pair of imported Italian high heels that Chris gave to Rihanna for Valentine's Day.

ATLANTA - Rihanna and Chris Brown were recently spotted having a nice cozy dinner at Hotlanta's IHIPHOP Soul Food Restaurant.

The stunning Barbados beauty was wearing a tight-fitting pink T-shirt that read: I Have 4-Given Chrissy.

Chris Brown meanwhile was wearing an Atlanta Braves baseball cap and a Jose Cuervo Tequila T-shirt that read: Olé Jose.

Several patrons commented that the couple looked happier than Mariah Carey and her husband Nick Cannon, who are regarded by many in the entertainment media world as one of the happiest couples in the Hollywood.

Tittle Tattle Tonight has noted that Mariah actually has personally taken a little over 9,000 photos of her 10-month-old twins Bippy and Bappy.

Rihanna, the sultry Caribbean singer was recently asked by 3T's Tapioca Swizzle if she had finally gotten over the assault that she had suffered at the hands of Brown.

She smiled and said that she has forgotten all about the cuts, bruises, scrapes, and abrasions and just wishes that everyone else, including that little pint-sized, country music singing, buttinski Miranda Lambert would as well.

Chris chimed in by saying that Ms. Lambert better stop worrying about what Rihanna and him are doing and start paying attention to the fact that 16 of the cows in her husband's herd of 37 cattle might be afflicted with hoof and mouth disease according to an article that appeared in the supermarket tabloid Say What?

FOOTNOTE: Rihanna and Chris have just learned that their brand new song "We Done Went And Kicked Away The Black And Blue Blues Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle" which was written by Taylor Swift has already moved up to number 13 on the Hip Hop Top 40 Chart.

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