Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 28 February 2012

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Some fruit that was hand picked on the Island of Barbados by Chris and Rihanna. (Photo by Anderson Cooper).

BRIGHTON BEACH, Barbados - In what many people are calling an unbelievable turn of events, it now appears that former lovers Rihanna and Chris Brown appear to have put the past behind them - way behind them.

Afro Sheen Magazine's March edition has the two songbirds on the front cover sitting in skimpy swimsuits on the pristine sand of the island of Barbados.

LaSabrosa Windwater, who wrote the magazine article titled, Rihanna and Chris: From The World of Black and Blue to The World of Pure Gold said that when she interviewed the couple they were all smiles and doing a whole lot of touchy-touchy, feely-feely.

Miss W, remarked that at one point she even had to turn away and look out towards the blue Caribbean Ocean to keep from blushing since it appeared that Ri and Chris were oblivious to her and were carrying on like a couple of nudists at the Happy Fig Leaves Nudist Colony in Pensacola, Florida.

Rihanna told Miss Windwater that she has forgiven Chris for inflicting upon her all of the cuts, bruises, scrapes, and abrasions and that Chris has admitted that it was all pretty much just a simple misunderstanding.

The Barbados beauty stated that Chris has promised her that he will never again beat her no matter what she may say or do that would upset and/or provoke him.

He grinned and said that "Lovey Lips" (Rihanna) could even burn his favorite dish, Chicken Fried Chicken Cheeks and he will not lose his temper, get angry as hell, or throw any handy chair through the window.

Ri said that there are about 37 things that she likes about "Boopsy Woopsy" as she refers to Chris.

She smiled and said that in the three years since they have been apart that one of the things she really missed the most about Chris was the way he can perfectly imitate famous sports figures like Kobe Bryant, Mike Tyson, Chad Ochocinco, Charles Barkley, and Tim Tebow.

The couple is planning on moving in together and will soon be recording a song that was written especially for them by Taylor Swift entitled, "We Done Went And Kicked Away The Black and Blue Blues Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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