Woman With 2 Vaginas Seeks Man With 2 Penises

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Wednesday, 25 January 2012

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A one in a million woman with two vaginas is seeking a man with 2 penises.

Yes you heard it right a woman with 2 vaginas has discovered she is a little different than the average bear. Hazel Jones was alerted to her difference when a boy friend noticed she was a bit unusual. She went to her doctor and found she was a one in a million person with "uterus didelphys" a malady where the uterus does not develop into one uterus but splits into two independent organs.

Hazel has gained the attention of the adult film industry and has been offered 1 million dollars from Vivid video. Hazel turned down the offer saying she would never do an adult film.

Hazel went on to say, "I'm in the market for a man with two penises I don't think I've ever been satisfied to my full potential. I think if I meet a man with two penises he might be able to satisfy my special needs.

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