Miley Cyrus Reportedly Hospitalized With 'Texting Fatigue'

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 30 January 2012

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A photo of L.A.'s Our Lady of The Silver Screen Hospital. (Photo provided by Lindsay Lohan).

LOS ANGELES - The year 2011 was definitely a year of ups and downs for Miley Cyrus, the 19-year-old singer who became nationally known for her starring role on the Disney Channel's Hannah Montana.

During the summer Miley had a bad planking experience which ended up in her having to file charges against one of her back up singers Amethyst Fannafelli.

In late September she made the front pages of the national supermarket tabloids Just Saying and Say What? due to a lap dancing misunderstanding episode which occurred after she had performed a concert at The WWW Dot Coliseum in Cleveland.

And then two days before Thanksgiving she was involved in that alleged and unproven kangaroo rustling incident at The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana.

Macadamia Honeysuckle with Showbiz Gazette stated that those incidents really took a toll on the young singer and as a result she turned to Hostess Twinkies to help ease the pain of sheer embarrassment and utter bewilderment.

Miss Honeysuckle added that the fact that her much anticipated music video based on the song "Move Like Marley" fell through also caused Miley some added consternation.

According to Cowbell Notes Music Magazine, the director of the music video, the highly respected Mendenhall Van Cluckette, 53, had insisted that a scene in which Miley was shown smoking a cigarette was to be edited out.

But Miley stated that she felt that the cigarette scene was vital to the artistic progression and climactic integrity of the video and stated that the cigarette scene would remain in the video and no ifs, ands, or buts about it.

After 45 minutes of back and forth bickering Van Cluckette threw his hands up in the air and cancelled the video shoot.

During all of this time and through all of these situations Miley has spent countless hours texting some of her best friends regarding her feelings on these subjects.

One of Miley's best friends Selena Gomez, stated that on Friday, January 28, she had received a total of 27 text messages from Miley.

Another close friend Demi Lovato said that on January 29, she had gotten 31 text messages from Miley.

Miley did admit to Miss Honeysuckle that she has quite an addiction to texting and that at times she has even found herself texting while she is in the shower.

The 19-year-old did say that she knows she has a problem and is thinking about possibly checking herself into The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Just before this story went to press, it was reported by Showbiz Gazette that Miley had allegedly been rushed to Our Lady of The Silver Screen Hospital in Los Angeles suffering from a new affliction known as 'Texting Fatigue.']

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