Wahlberg: 'Regrets, I had few...'

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Thursday, 19 January 2012

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Hollywood actor Mark Wahlberg has apologized for his "ridiculous" remarks concerning the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

Wahlberg told a men's magazine that if he had been on one of the planes as intended he would have: 'kicked the ass' of the terrorists like he does in the movies and then simply landed the plane on a freeway using his astronaut training!

In the magazine interview Wahlberg also stated how he hated monkeys, loved spending time with his three other brothers and how he avoids upsetting plants and trees.

Wahlberg now acknowledges his remarks were quite stupid and also admitted he doesn't have a huge cock.

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