Kristen Stewart to Shoot Hot Steamy Scene with Taylor Lautner in Post Breaking Dawn Film

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Wednesday, 18 January 2012


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Twilight Saga actors Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner are not very happy about their movie Breaking Dawn getting snubbed this film award season, so they've vowed to make a comeback after their Twilight contract is up.

"I don't understand what went wrong," Kristen Stewart complained to paparazzi Wednesday morning after getting hounded at a posh café near Robertson Blvd. "Stephenie Meyer is a bestselling author, and Bill Condon won a Golden Globe in 2006 for Dreamgirls. We thought for sure Breaking Dawn was going to receive some nominations."

Teen idol Taylor Lautner, who was spotted having breakfast with Kristen, dropped a few hints about a hush-hush project he's planning on doing with his Breaking Dawn costar. "We're not allowed to reveal details, but Kristen and I just signed up to do a film together, and this one will definitely be rated R."

Giggling mischievously, Kristen Stewart added, "If you liked Eyes Wide Shut, you'll want to see this one. We loved the script because there's a lot of dark, sensual romance in it. Very erotic and sinister. It's nothing sparkly like Twilight, but it's sort of a spinoff."

When pressed to reveal more, neither one of the stars budged, but Taylor Lautner did tell the paps about other actors who may also be attached to the project. "Deborah Ann Woll (Jessica from True Blood) will play grown-up Renesmee, and Alexander Skarsgård (Eric, also from True Blood) will play Norse God, Odin."

Reps for the actors had no comment, and a search on Imdb came back with no results, but, based on the clues, we kind of have an idea of what the project might be. We know it is a Twilight spinoff that features a grown-up Renesmee and a very dark sex scene with Jacob and Bella.

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