Angelena Has 'Doubts'

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Saturday, 14 January 2012

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Even Angelena Jolies has her serious doubts.

During a live video web chat with Carrie Eclaire Thursday, the 36-year-old beautiful bomb shell revealed that she had a "complete nuclear meltdown" minutes before production began on her directorial debut, Land of Blood and Honey.

"I had a complete over the edge super emotional breakdown in the shower and Brat found me collapsed in a pool of tears balling, wailing, sobbing and boohooing," Jolies revealed. "I felt this huge pit of responsibility and I felt very, very small. 'Who am I to take this mega project on,  just an ordinary gorgeous woman who can have anything she wants including any man?'"

The mother of six+, actress, sex godess and Goodwill Ambassador admitted she's still somewhat uncomfortable with her surge in popularity and this sudden incredible career change. "I didn't plan to become a famous gorgeous director, and I still have trouble saying I'm a famous gorgeous director," Jolies explained.

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