Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 1 January 2012


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CHICAGO - Jennifer Aniston really made quite an impression as the brunette dentist in her role as Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S. in the 2011 hit motion picture Horrible Bosses.

Aniston certainly shot down the old adage that 'blondes have more fun,' as she portrayed one of the sexiest, horniest, most sensuous nymphomaniacal females in the history of the 14-lettered "N" word.

Bedroom Pillow Talk reported that filming actually had to be stopped a total of 62 times during Jennifer's dental office scenes due to the fact that the cameraman got way too excited and the camera started jiggling and moving all over the place, twice actually tipping completely over.

Noted Beverly Hills hair stylist to the stars FuFi Fondue, who worked on the film as Aniston's personal hair stylist, stated that he heard it through the beauty salon grapevine that after Brad Pitt saw Jennifer in her movie role that he actually remarked to his personal nutritionist that he was seriously thinking about maybe getting back together with her.

But apparently Angelina Jolie got wind of Brad's comments and read him the Riot Act even threatening to take all six kids and move to an undisclosed place somewhere in the Himalayas.

Aniston who at 42, still has the body of a 32, or even a 22-year-old recently called up her publicist and told him to talk to PlayGuy Magazine and see about her appearing in a nude layout.

Jen reportedly confided to her new boyfriend Justin Theroux that she wants to blow Lindsay Lohan out of the water and show everyone that Lohan's body is not even in the same league as hers.

SIDENOTE: PlayGuy immediately jumped at the chance to feature Jennifer in an upcoming issue. They offered her $1 million which is the exact amount that Lindsay Lohan received for her nude layout. Aniston told them that if Lohan got $1 mill then she wanted $1.2 mill. And the stunningly sexy Jennifer Aniston got it in the wink of an eye.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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