Jennifer Lopez, 42, and Her New 24-Year-Old Boy Toy Reportedly Doing The Horizontal Hula In Hawaii

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 29 November 2011


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Jennifer "The Cougar" Lopez is 18 years older than her brand new boy toy. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

HONOLULU - It appears by all accounts that Jennifer Lopez has gotten over the heartbreak of her pending divorce as evidenced by her recent jaunt to Hawaii with her new boyfriend, Caspar Smart, in tow.

According to Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle, J.Lo, 42, is thrilled beyond belief to be doing the do with the much younger 24-year-old professional dancer Smart, who is quite smart with a reported IQ of 137.

Caspar is no ghost and he is the lucky muchacho (guy) who gets to have intimate talks, walks, and lots of other fantabulous intimate things with the ultra sexy Jennifer Lopez, aka "La Tush."

Lopez who is a judge on American Idol reportedly told a very close friend that Caspar is the one for her. She pointed out that he is not only a fantastic dancer, but he can sing in four languages, do stand up comedy, and juggle balls.

J.Lo winked and said that Caspar makes her forget that she is 42 and he is 24 and that when they are together doing the horizontal hula that she feels like she is 24 and he is 42.

Lopez, who has just become one of the most sensuously erotic cougars in America, told Miss Chipotle that another thing she loves about Caspy, as she calls him, is that he can do hundreds of impersonations including Hank Williams Jr., Vice-President Joe Biden, Brett Favre, Bruno Tonioli, Herman Cain, and Kate Gosselin.

J.Lo confided to Bedroom Pillow Talk that Caspar Smart was until recently dating a very attractive ballerina but he broke up with her because he said she was always 'jumping' to conclusions.

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