Jada Pinkett-Smith Buys Marc Anthony A Special Present For His 43rd Birthday

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 15 September 2011

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A float in The 99th Annual Georgia Peach Pudding Parade which is sponsored by The Billy Bubba Boy Duck Pizza Diner.

SAVANNAH, Georgia - The Will & Jada and Marc & Jennifer Traveling Sideshow and Carnival continues to play out in various degrees and stages.

Jada Pinkett-Smith was recently in Savannah as the grand marshal of The 99th Annual Georgia Peach Pudding Parade. At first she had tried to cancel her appearance due to the ongoing marital antics that keep getting messier and messier.

But when parade organizers emailed her a copy of her contract that clearly showed on page 7, paragraph 4, lines 16-19, that failure to show up at the scheduled date and time would result in her having to pay a fine of $70,000 Jada went ahead and changed her scheduled hair coloring appointment with her hair stylist FuFi Fondue and flew out to Georgia.

While waiting for the parade to begin Jada who was wearing an Atlanta Braves baseball cap and an Atlanta Falcons football jersey was approached by Tilapia Frisbee of The Right Coast Illustrated Revue. Miss Frisbee asked her about her marital status with her husband Will and if he had filed for divorce yet.

Pinkett-Smith took a drink from her Mint Julep glass and replied that he had not and added that she did not fly 2,143 miles from Los Angeles, California to Savannah, Georgia to talk about her marriage, her cancelled TV show, or her alleged romantic involvement with her co-star Marc Anthony.

Miss Frisbee then mentioned to Jada that she knew that Marc Anthony's birthday was coming up on Friday, September 16, and she asked if she had bought him anything.

Jada suddenly perked up like a Hooter's Girl on her first day on the job. She smiled and blushed a little and divulged that she had in fact bought a little something for Marc and confessed that it was a Rolex Oyster Perpetual Yacht-Master II Watch.

Frisbee asked her how much she had paid for it. Jada said that it was none of her business and she refused to say.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: I made a call to San Antonio Spurs guard Manu Ginobili who I know just happens to own one exactly like the one Jada bought for Marc and Manu told me that he paid $19,891 for his at The Dazzling Desperado Jewelry Store in San Antonio].

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