Casey Anthony Has Been Offered The Lead Part In The Movie "What??? - The Casey Anthony Story"

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Monday, 18 July 2011


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The old woman disguise that Casey Anthony will use whenever she goes into town shopping or to see a movie.

ORLANDO, Florida - According to the attorney for Casey Anthony a producer from Denmark Svendborg Bingaloft has asked Anthony to appear in a motion picture based on her life story.

The producer at first offered the part to Jessica Alba but she turned him down. He then offered the part to Kristen Stewart who also turned him down.

And after being turned down by Nina Dobrev, Mila Kunis, Vanessa Hudgens, and six other very well known actresses he decided to offer the part to the one person who could portray Casey Anthony better than anyone else could, Casey Anthony.

Upon being released from prison, Anthony immediately was driven out to the Orlando airport in an indiscreet green Volkswagen Beetle where she boarded a private plane for an undisclosed destination.

Her attorney has said that when he informed Casey about he movie role offer her eyes lit up and she became very excited, kind of like when a baby squirrel first discovers that he has two weenies.

So as of now, Anthony is just going to spend some time hiding out in an isolated location far from people or pets, cable television, cell phone service, or McDonald's drive thru windows.

[EDITORS' NOTE: Casey refused to say if she is in fact staying with Gilbert Gottfried as The Big Apple Gazette reported. She was a little upset that the location where she is hiding is not located near a Vietnamese Restaurant like she had requested.]

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