Amanda Knox Framed on Police Lies says Pope Benedict

Written by Karen Fish

Friday, 30 September 2011


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Pope Benedict XVI has weighed in on the Amanda Knox case. Today in an address to a million people in Freiburg, Germany Pope Benedict XVI said: "I cannot believe that Demi Moore has left Ashton Kutcher for Justin Bieber. Wasn't he dating Selena Gomez?"

Pope Benedict XVI said today: "I have been studying the Amanda Knox case closely because of all the references to a she devil and satanic orgies close to home. I appointed Father Sarducci to head the inquiry into the Amanda Knox case. Ever since this began I haven't been able to get the song "Knock Three Times" out of my head. Who becomes a superstar singing "Candida?" I hear that oregano oil is good for that."

Pope Benedict XVI: "The Roman Catholic Church held a 300 year Inquisition in which we refined torture interrogations into an art form. Joan of Arc was tried for heresy. We beat her head in then burned her at the stake. It seems that the Amanda Knox case is history repeating itself without the stake part."

Amanda Knox was convicted in Perugia, Italy four years ago of the murder of her room mate Meredith Kercher. Meredith Kercher was raped and repeatedly stabbed by Rudy Guede, a friend of the boys living downstairs from Amanda Knox, Meredith Kercher and 2 other women. At the time of the murder Amanda Knox was at the apartment of her boyfriend Raffaele Sollecito watching a movie.

Once the police set their sights on a suspect they then have a bag of all sorts of tricks to frame the suspect. This is what they did to Troy Davis. The police used all sorts of threats and bribes to coerce witnesses to say that they saw Troy Davis shoot a police officer. This is why over 100 Americans have been freed from death row on DNA evidence. This means that in countless trials 12 jurors unanimously had not one single doubt that the innocent person was guilty. The reason this is happening is because people including police officers and prosecutors are human beings and human beings lie. It's absolutely unbelievable how much damage a few lies can do.

This is why God of Mount Sinai aka God the Father, Jesus Christ, The Holy Spirit, Allah, Yehovah, Elohim carved in stone Himself on Mount Sinai 3,200 years ago last Friday "Do not bear false witness" (9th commandment) "or else I will punish you, your children, your grandchildren and your great grandchildren." The sixth commandment is "Don't Murder."

At the time of her arrest Amanda Knox a Seattle exchange student who had just arrived in Italy was questioned in Italian even though she didn't speak Italian. Amanda Knox recounts how she was viciously interrogated for 14 hours. Amanda was beaten by the police, hit in the head, screamed at, denied food, water, a bathroom or a lawyer to get her to make a confession. She then implicated herself as being there in Italian. The confession came from police violence, stress, pain, fear and exhaustion ie torture in order to stop the pain.

Of course the police made up a series of whoppers denying any mistreatment of Amanda Knox whatsoever. The police testified under oath that they interviewed Amanda Knox at the Four Seasons, Perugia over lattes and that they brought in a manicurist to make Amanda more comfortable. To complete the frame the police put the blood of Amanda Kercher on the blade of the supposed murder weapon. The big question is why has Amanda Knox been in jail the past four years instead of the perjuring police? If the Appeal Judges do not free Amanda Knox this weekend, the Holy Father has promised to move the Holy See to Bethlehem, Palestine.

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