Beckham to launch own 'ladies underwear' range

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Friday, 20 May 2011

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Made from recycled football jerseys and shorts

David Beckham is to launch his own 'ladies underwear' range following the launching of his undies for men.

Advertising for the men's range features David on huge billboards showing off his six pack, dressed in undies bearing his name. The tightie whities look just like any other pair we have seen so why the big fuss you may ask?

Well these undies are made from recycled football jerseys and shorts and each pair is signed by David himself, worn once by him then laundered before being packaged for sale to the general public.

Orders are coming in thick and fast. Mostly the orders are from women so he has decided to design a line of ladies underwear also from recycled football jerseys and shorts.

Victoria will be modelling the finished products. David is concentrating on panties and may move on to bras at a later date.

When asked if he would be 'wearing' the women's underwear having them laundered before sale etc. as he is with the men's undies, he answered.

"Well of course coz my butt's quite small and the material 'does' stretch."

The Beckham designed undies will be advertised as 'Beckham's Butt Wraps'- as worn by the 'man' himself.

The manufacturing company cannot be accused of false advertising because this will indeed be true.

Advance orders for the ladies undies already exceeds six figures.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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