David Beckham reveals that Victoria is expecting a girl

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Saturday, 12 March 2011

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It's a girl!

David Beckham and Victoria are 'over the moon' to be expecting a little baby girl. They already have 3 boys and David has apparently given an interview in which he said,

"I am over the moon. A daughter. This is so exciting. I can't wait to take her shopping, dress her up, get her ears pierced. I used to play with Barbie dolls when I was a 'nipper' and now I'll get to have a real live one of me own."

When asked if he wasn't afraid that his 'fellow players' would think he's a little soft in the head admitting to the above he answered,

"Sod 'em. It's my life and it'll be MY daughter. Some of them are bloody freaks themselves. At least I don't go around sleeping with me mates' wives or 'peeing in public'."

Victoria is said to have expected this reaction from David and said,

"I don't suppose I'll get a look in. David will be in his element bringing up a daughter. He's already got her booked in for ballet and tap lessons and has a few tutus hanging up in her little wardrobe.

Talk about 'excited'."

We will follow the Beckhams closely in the coming months -as will all other 'red tops'.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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