Dizzy World & Dubai World Announce New Seal Encounter Attraction Featuring Live Seals and Soon to be Dead Terrorists!

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Sunday, 8 May 2011


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Killer Whale 'Tilikum" Celebrates after being Informed He'll be Part of Seal Team 6 and Get to Eat Terrorists!

Dizzy World, Inc, LLC, the world wide entertainment conglomerate announced it has reached agreement with Dubai World to add to their popular sea side attraction by constructing a real live Seal encounter pavilion featuring Navy Seals practicing hunting/killing training missions.

Described as an interactive reality entertainment show, an executive from Dizzy World, said in concert with Dubai, in desperate need of fresh capitalization since Allah has abandoned them, is encouraging border states to send tourists to participate.

Said Dubai Finance Minister & banking Whiz Sheikh Hamdon (Ham for short, oops) bin Rashid Al Maktoum, pleading with Libya, Syria, Egypt, and Yemen, "send me your down trodden, your poor, you tired masses willing to be free....not only won't you regret it, we're paying a bounty on each contestant!"

Meanwhile, waiting for the expected influx of 'contestants' , the Justice Ministry has volunteered a few assorted Tourists from the UK and elsewhere who are being held for a variety of unspecified 'sex crimes and affronts against Allah."

Some of the detainees include two blokes from Manchester wearing Wayne Rooney jerseys holding hands in public, a horde of Irish construction workers who were dumped off by RyanAire when the airline couldn't fly into Libya after an infrastructure stimulus scheme was suddenly interrupted , caught drinking in public and pissing on the beach,
and a Greek Sodomite accused of walking too close to a native camel jockey's arse on the crowded main street.

The super secretive Seal Group who couldn't be named due to a super injunction, until Vice President Joe Biden identified them as Seal Team 6 and gave each member a shout out by name on the View, said the newly built aquarium training center was very life like.

In addition to native protected coral from Key West, smuggled in by Somalian Pirates,
sunken U-boats, a scuttled blockade runner from Turkey intercepted before it reached Palestine, gold doubloons and ancient cannons littering the sea floor, there is also the assorted black body bags weighted down with anchor chains to insure authenticity.

"It's Bloody Awesome, " said Discovery Channel honcho Myron Fishstein, "I think we'll do a series here, of course we'll have to have it on late night, but this will just blow away our hit 'Deadliest Catch,' blockbuster, seeing these Terrorists stitched up in black plastic bags and thrown over the side by Trained Seals is to die for.....hotcha! Grammies here we come!"

Fishstein said negotiations continue in the US with handlers for Tilikum, the trained Killer Whale who has already killed 3 handlers. "I'm trying to work out a lease deal, putting that big bastard in the tank along with Trained Seals for the show's finale should really send the ratings soaring. I think about a dozen terrorists should do...anything over a mouthful would just be wasted!"

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