Mass murderer Peter Tobin, has spent the night digging in his garden in an attempt to try and find police.
Mr.Tobin explained. "The police came here some time ago to dig for my victims and now the police have gone missing. They are not pinning this one on me, although the points would be nice, I don't need the time inside.
"I've been digging in the disused well, and so far I've found two cheese sandwiches and a night stick. I did uncover a pair if pink high heels, but I think they may have been mine. I'm hoping the undercover police will be able to dig themselves out. Anyway, back to the dig".
