Free Membership to Buildaburgers Club says Homer Simpson

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Monday, 8 March 2010

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After to many beers and burgers they lack the ability to think they just want to sleep.

Homer Simpson has announced that it is absolutely FREE to join the Buildaburgers Club. It costs you nothing you don't need a membership card and being a member, means you could sit around
not bothering with anything, except building big Cheeseburgers to eat washed down with loads of Duff Beer.

Buildaburger members don't care who runs the World as long as they get their beer and burgers. They tend to believe absolutely anything told to them on mainstream media in the USA or the UK after all politicians would not lie would they.

One of the greatest examples of media power, was prior to the invasion of Iraq when over a period of several weeks, daily news broadcasts told people that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction.Everywhere you went you would meet these people saying exactly what they had been conditioned to say by the media "Iraq has weapons of mass destruction,we need to invade Iraq."

The Buildaburgers Club has millions of members worldwide and there are only three requirements eat Burgers, drink beer, and believe all the shit they tell you on the news.

Meanwhile the people who control the World are members of the Bilderberg Group or Illuminati, through control of the media, they will make you believe black is white.If you care about the world you are going to have to stand up for freedom and human rights,if you don't join the Buildaburgers Club.

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