Written by Chain

Friday, 31 August 2007

Scientist and Master Of All Things Simpson, Mr. Chain McFredfredburger, has found evidence in several Simpsons episodes that the character by the name of Homer J. Simpson shows a lot of negative energy around a Mr. Ned Flanders.

There is very strong evidence to prove that he also does not have a strong positive energy flow while he is around his wife, a Mrs. Marge Simpson, two sisters, a Miss Patty and a Miss Selma.

Mr. Chain is now finding evidence that Homer is a heavy alcoholic and his family does not like this trait.

Some previous findings from Mr. Chain McFredfredburger was that Homer has strangled his ten year old son, a Mr. Bart Simpson. Mr. Homer has produced plenty of proof of him having strong dislikes for his eight year old daughter, Miss Lisa Simpson's, concern for global happenings such as the forest industry cutting down to many forests and the huge controversy of global warming.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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