Lloyd Grosswoman has been recalled amid fears that he might contain traces of ass. Customers who have purchased any Lloyd Grossman products are being urged to return the products.
The warning was issued by the Health Standards Agency. Spokesman Seamus O'Hooligan said "Lloyd Grosswoman's ass may be too toxic for some customers. For that reason we wish to recall him. We would warn people not to attempt to consume any Lloyd Grosswoman products"
Grosswoman is famous for having an annoying voice and for absolutely nothing else. He consumes huge quantities of food which causes his ass to become highly toxic.
A spokesperson for Lloyd Grosswoman said "This man has to shit through a keyhole because his ass is so toxic. I wouldn't go near it if I were you."
